A man walks into a supermarket. He grabs a bag of dog food, and brings it to the checkout. The cashier says: “sorry, according to store policy…

A stand-up comic gets a gig to perform at a old age home. Soon into his act he notices that most of the old people there are…

I have a friend in prison who is very kind. Someone asked him to donate his eye, he gave it for free. Someone asked for his kidney,…

A San Francisco cop sees a well-dressed man lying in the street by the curb… He asked the man “What happened to you?” The man replied “My…

A burglar breaks into a home and holds the husband and wife in it hostage. At gunpoint, he forces the two to sit on chairs facing the…

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!”…

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed…

A guy gets on an airplane and finds himself sitting next to a talking duck. A gorgeous young stewardess comes by and asks the guy and the…

A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, “Pull, Nellie,…

A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.” “What’s the problem?” the doctor…

Three people arrive at the gates of Heaven St Peter is processing them in. “Name and occupation, please?” The first one says “Andrea Smith, I was a…