One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You…

3 guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar, and ordered a drink. The man looked around…

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on our…

It was the summer of 1957, and Bobby had spent almost an hour getting ready for his big date with Peggy Sue. He slicked back his hair,…

A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all d*e. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says…

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights…

Two nuns are walking down the street when they notice that a man is following them. Sister Michael, the older and wiser nun, says to the young…

A frustrated housewife decided it was time to bring some excitement back into her marriage. Their romantic life had become so dull that even the houseplants seemed…

Benjamin was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left…

A woman became convinced that her husband was having an affair with their live-in maid. For weeks, she watched him closely. Every evening, just after they went…

“My dear wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever, I’ve been a good man for you for 7 years, these…