Little Johnny came home from school looking unusually proud of himself. He walked into the kitchen, placed his history test on the table, and announced, “I got…

One day, during a grammar lesson, the teacher decided to give the class a little challenge. “Children,” she said, writing on the board, “who can use the…

A man gets shipwrecked on a small island. After a few days wandering, he comes across a tribe of natives who have just l*st their chieftan. The…

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50, Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his…

A man was driving his motor caravan through town when suddenly he saw the bright flash of a traffic camera. He frowned and checked his speedometer. “That’s…

A wife is having sex with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.” Her…

A blonde walks into a store to buy a new Television She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the…

Fifteen minutes into a cross-country flight, the plane’s captain announces over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry…

There’s a lovely young woman in New Zealand who is getting her house redecorated. She is walking around the house with the builder, telling him what colors…

A stand-up comic gets a gig to perform at a old age home. Soon into his act he notices that most of the old people there are…

Male egos are funny things. There are some guys out there who simply can’t stand losing, especially if the person who beats them at anything is female….