Do You Know Who I Am?
The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AM At 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks for an…
WIFE & HUSBAND
A woman get cheated by on by her husband. Devastated, she doesn’t know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there’s a very wise…
WOMAN GET STOPPED BY
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in…
This woman
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely,…
Man finds
MAN FINDS A GROUP OF WOMEN SKINNY-DIPPING IN HIS POND. HIS REPLY IS GENIUS. Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a…
Little Johny (Funny)
Little Boy Catches His Dad Having An Affair. But When He Tells His Mom, This Happens. Little Johnny saw his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going…
A man calls his boss and says can’t come to the office today
A man Calls his Boss and says, he can’t come to work today A guy rings his boss and says “Sorry, I can’t come to work today.”…
A blonde car gets a flat tire
A blonde car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out…
Husband and wife sit together
Husband and wife sit together in the kitchen and have breakfast. Out of the blue she hits him with rolling pin. After a few minutes conscious again…
The old lady was standing the cruise ship
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind….
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a wh*sky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, “Where is everybody? ”The bartender replies, “They’ve gone…
Two are walking along
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon! ”The other drunk stops and looks at his…