There is a diner in New Orleans that
There is a diner in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything you want…but if they can’t, they will give you $5,000 as an…
Gets Even With His
We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me. ”I…
A little boy asked his father
A little boy asked his father a question. “Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?”…
Story – My Husband
My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater. Having been burgled in the past, we turned…
Funny – A Woman
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive. “Later…
A Teacher – Funny
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to…
So Funny – My daughter
My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah. “Her: “Wind it forward…
Teacher Was
A Young beautiful teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz “behind my back I’ve got something red, round and you can eat it….
Very Funny – A man
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens….
Story – A man and his Wife
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk…
Decides he’s going to be “the man of the house” but his wife has other
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and…
Walks into a restaurant
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a…