A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive.
“Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep the husband falling asleep the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on to her thigh.
She turns to him and says. “I don’t think so mate. If you’re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!”
An old French lady had owned a tiny shop in her village for many years. Everyone knew her, and most people stopped by for bread, coffee, or…
An old farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”…
A woman was taking a taxi home late one evening after a long night out. About halfway through the ride, she reached into her purse and suddenly…
When a professor is sent to live with a primitive African tribe, he spends years teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the tribe’s chief’s…
A lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He…
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell…