Husband and wife sit together

Husband and wife sit together in the kitchen and have breakfast. Out of the blue she hits him with rolling pin. After a few minutes conscious again he asks: ”What was that ? – Why did you hit me that hard ?”

She: “That was for 25 years of bad s*x. “He continues eating his breakfast thinking about this for a few minutes and than strikes back and knocks her out.

A few minutes later she is coming back to consciousness and he explains: “That was because you know the difference between good and bad s*x.

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