Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus. “If I’m…

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the apartments….

Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind? Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I…

One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a…

Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him: “If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Jane, £5 to Clair & £5…

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted…

The game warden asked the boy, “May I see your fishing license please?” “Naw, sir,” replied the boy. “I don’t need none of them there papers. These…

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying. ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a…

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When…

Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say…

Little boy sitting on his step eating candy just as fast as he could unwrap it. A man passing by saw what he was doing. He said…