Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principal…

When we are married, we may be asked many questions by our significant other. Some of those questions are going to come and go and we don’t…

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A, B,…

One winter morning in Detroit, a husband and wife were having breakfast while listening to the radio. The announcer said, “We’re expecting 8 to 10 inches of…

Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, “They won’t let us in a restaurant with pets.” Undeterred, the…

A man goes into a shoe store and asks to try on a pair of shoes. They were a bit snug. “Well, they feel a bit tight,”…

A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph.A chicken runs by and passes him inside of his fenced-in…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…

Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking. The…

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin.As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they…

One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two…