A young man goes into the Job Centre in Sydney, and sees an ad for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant.Interested, he goes to learn more. “Can you give me…

Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does…

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away.As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a…

If you are into good jokes, this one will definitely make your day. There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his…

A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The blonde…

A husband asks his wife: “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds: “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back: “Will you marry after…

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids….

Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count…

A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…

What topics do men discuss when fishing? Sports or other topics they find intriguing in their lives are frequently discussed. However, if the men are married, one…

Morris had passed away. As his lawyer stood before the gathered family, he began reading Morris’ Last Will and Testament. *”To my beloved wife, Esther, I leave…