“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some…

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four,” answered the boy. “What…

A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to…

An architect was very famous because he always ordered exactly enough materials for every building he built. He was very popular because he could build buildings at…

There was a man who has two dogs, named ‘Commonsense’ and ‘Trouble’. He always brought his dogs to the park every evening. One day, he only brought…

A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, “You must take a…

One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the grasshopper’s house drinking beer. They ran out of beer before they were ready…

Three sisters were getting married within a short period, and their mother, feeling a bit concerned about their honeymoon experiences, made them promise to send a postcard…

Husband gets home and tells his wife “quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer. He chugs it and says “quick, get me…

A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and…

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than that Irish cop because he…