Video: A city boy driving through the country

A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph.
A chicken runs by and passes him inside of his fenced-in field.

He thinks wow that is amazing.
He stops and pulls into the barnyard where he sees the farmer.

He said to the farmer
” I was driving along the road out there and one of your chickens passed me in my car.”
The farmer replies,
” I know, I raise chickens and never seem to have enough chicken legs for the poultry plant, so I have genetically produced a chicken with three legs.”

The city boy replies,
“wow that is fantastic, you ought to be rich now. How do they taste?”
The farmer replies
” Don’t know, never been able to catch one!”

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