This Little Girl Just Shocked Everyone With Her Assignment, Including Her Teacher. The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a…

A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol…

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, “No way, buddy, you’re too drunk.” A few minutes…

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his…

Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along his route. When he gets to the…

TEACHER TRIES TO ASK A QUESTION IN SUNDAY SCHOOL. AND IS SHOCKED AT THE RESPONSE. A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to…

An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.“The food and service were great!” he said. His friend asked,…

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother’s superior was taking a shower.“There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if…

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to…

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers…

Three men are trying to cross a river. The first one prays and says, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! He grows huge…