A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs. “Well, I’ll tell you” the farmer replied. “One…

A plane crashes The only survivor is a flight attendant. She finds herself on a deserted island and after a while gets really hot so she takes…

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red…

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “If you don’t do the following, your…

A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks,…

In court, the trucking company’s lawyer was questioning Clyde “Didn’t you say, at the moment of the accident, ‘I’m fine.’” asked the lawyer? Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll…

The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary Every other word was profanity; those that weren’t profanity were, to say the least,…

A man’s turn came after waiting in line watching St Peter at the Pearly Gates. Bad guys were going to hell and good guys were heading towards…

“I don’t know why, but I’m afraid that this room might be bugged with listening devices.” the girlfriend tells her boyfriend. “That’s crazy, there’s nothing to be…

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speakerphone on…

The policeman approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem, Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding Can I see your licence please?” The driver responds,…