Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for self satisfaction. Jane,…

So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car he wants to buy: Old Johnny asks the salesman not to sell the particular model…

For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:…

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse…

3 thieves rob a bank. They run and try to hide in a farm. The cops follow them into the farm so they hide inside boxes. One…

The dog’s fate is somewhat tenuous but it’s certain that the cowboy will be executed at sunrise. That evening the Indian chief tells the cowboy that he…

A Tasmanian was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him Looking around, he realised…

Three High school girls go to the same bathroom every 4th period and each time they gossip and spill tea, and do their makeup, and each time…

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?”…

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over…

A meat counter clerk, who was drunk and had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. “That will be…