An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman:…

During a shortage of eligible men, a bear, a pig and a rabbit are called up for national service. While waiting for the medical examinations, they all…

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to…

Three men died in a car crash and went to hell Their names were George, Barrack, and Donald. The devil went to George and said, “Welcome to…

The guy goes every day to the same diner, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs. Every day, the same thing:…

Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm…

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, One night, during…

Before celebrating a baptism, the deacon approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step Are you sure you’re prepared for it?” “I think…

One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the…

A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she…

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took…