A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping…

A Man Walks Into a Bar… and Gets the Deal of a Lifetime!  One warm evening, a guy strolls into a bar and heads straight to the…

A teenager had just passed his drivers test, and he asked his dad to buy him a car “Dad, will you be able to get me a…

The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works…

Two old guys, Walt and Ray, were sitting in the park talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Ray said, “Women have all the luck when…

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens….

The longtime wine taster at an old vineyard had passed away, and the manager needed a replacement. One day, a scruffy, ragged homeless man walked in and…

A guy said to God, “God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?” God said yes. The guy said, “God, is…

An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, “The soup is…

“Make me one with everything,” says the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog vendor. Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the vendor a…

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can…