The policeman approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem, Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding Can I see your licence please?” The driver responds,…

For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me Although I am still…

One day a blonde walks into a doctor office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when I…

There were 3 men in the desert. They all wanted something to cool them down One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella. The…

Four guys have been going to the same Golfing trip to St Andrews for many years Two days before the group is to leave, Jack’s wife puts…

Scottish couple wants their kids to visit on Christmas Eve However, there are some methods that make things easier… A man in Scotland calls his son in…

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out…

A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for…

Dave and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dave looks over at his wife and says, “Your butt is getting really big I…

Two old women are walking down the street smoking, when it begins to rain. The first woman takes out a condom from her handbag, cuts off the…

Woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when…