One day a blonde walks into a doctor office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asks her what had happened.
She says, “well… when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and
I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone.
“Well that explains one ear, but what about the other.”
“The bstrd called again”
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