Took the family out to eat at Applebee’s. The parking lot was packed, but I spotted a guy heading to his car, so I waited about 10…

A blonde got tired of all the jokes about her hair and intelligence. So she dyed her hair, got a makeover, and decided to take a drive…

Good morning…At present we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep. Beeeeeppp…. If you are one of our children, dial…

An elderly Italian man living in New Jersey had a tradition: every spring, he planted a big tomato garden. But this year, the soil was too tough,…

An elderly lady was holding tightly to the railing of a cruise ship, clutching her hat against the strong wind. A gentleman walked up and said with…

A third-grade teacher was giving her class a lesson on proper table manners. To make it fun, she asked, “Alright kids, imagine you’re out at a fancy…

The first-grade teacher was teaching a lesson on multi-syllable words. She asked, “Jane, can you give me an example?”Jane thought for a moment and said, “Monday.”“Excellent, Jane!…

Ben woke up this morning with a big smile – because today he’s 80 years old!  He looked down at his toes and said:“Hello, toes! Can you…

A man gets pulled over for speeding. As the officer approaches, the man blurts out, “Officer, can I step out of the car?” The cop nods. Once…

The phone bill arrived, and it was sky-high. Dad was furious and called a family meeting. Dad: “This is ridiculous! I don’t even use the house phone—I…

A 65-year-old friend of mine just had a baby—thanks to modern fertility miracles! I went to visit her as soon as she got home from the hospital….