This morning at about 7:45, I was in a long line at a grocery store that opens at 8:00 for senior citizens only. A young man came…

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for…

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls”. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” As…

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and a bunch of lab tests, he looked at me and said, “You’re doing fairly well…

This guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About…

One morning, a wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge. My dear wife,I’m sure you’ll understand that as much as I love and appreciate…

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his…

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do….

Today I went to KFC to grab the kids something to eat. They wanted a kids’ meal with a leg, so I said, “Kids’ meal with the…

Little Johnny was known for two things: avoiding homework and inventing creative excuses. Math? Forget it. Numbers were his sworn enemy. Fed up, his parents decided to…

A businessman steps into the elevator and finds a cheerful blonde already inside. She flashes a smile and says, “T-G-I-F!” He nods politely and replies, “S-H-I-T.” She…