A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than that Irish cop because he…

Three sisters were getting married within a short period, and their mother, feeling a bit concerned about their honeymoon experiences, made them promise to send a postcard…

Morris had passed away. As his lawyer stood before the gathered family, he began reading Morris’ Last Will and Testament. *”To my beloved wife, Esther, I leave…

Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking. The…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…

The district attorney stared at the jury, unable to believe the “not guilty” verdict he’d just heard. Bitterly, he asked, “What possible excuse could you have for…

A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing each…

Daughter: My fiancé said I could have whatever I wanted to be inscribed on his wedding ring. What should I put? Mother: Put what I put on…

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of…

An army officer is having a heartfelt conversation with his wife in the kitchen before heading off for another long deployment “Sweetheart, I’m about to be away…

A man is in his boat out on the lake with a bucket full of fish that he had just caught. A wildlife officer spots him and…