One day in the hospital

One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and…

I like operating on librarians

The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on…

Video: I’m writing you this letter to tell you

“My dear wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever, I’ve been a good man for you for 7 years, these…

Video: See that glass at the end of the bar?

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “See that glass at the end of the bar? I bet you $100 I can pee…

Video: The “honey-do” list

What topics do men discuss when fishing? Sports or other topics they find intriguing in their lives are frequently discussed. However, if the men are married, one…

Video: She spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady asks,…

Video: Where did you get that TV?

A dad walked into his 12-year-old son’s bedroom and was shocked to see a 42-inch plasma TV. When he got home from school, he asked, “Where did…

Video: A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that…

Video: Three girls worked together in the same office

Three girls worked together in the same office, all under the same female boss. Day after day, they noticed the boss would always sneak out of work…

It looks like you get a fair bit of exercise!

A man visited his doctor, and the doctor checked him over before commenting, “It looks like you get a fair bit of exercise.” The man replied, “Oh…

Honest job applicant

A guy goes into a company for a job interview. The interviewer asks him, “What would you consider to be your biggest weakness?” The guy thinks for…

Two friends are walking their dogs together

Two friends are walking their dogs together. One has a big black lab, while the other has a minuscule chihuahua. They pass a bar, and the lab…