A couple decides that they need a guard dog
A couple decides that they need a guard dog. The husband goes to a pet store and says to the clerk, “I need a guard dog to…
Two Americans are on a tour of Europe
Two Americans are on a tour of Europe and are scheduled to arrive in France on Sunday afternoon. But they arrived a few hours early and have…
The Secret To Catching Fish
A man has been fishing by the lake all day. … and he catches nothing. He decides to give up, but on his way home he notices…
More Than Chili Peppers
A man sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili. The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you had…
An Amish woman was driving her horse
An Amish woman was driving her horse and buggy into town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrolman. “I’m not going to…
Redneck Ray is sitting in a bar in Houston
Redneck Ray is sitting in a bar in Houston, quietly sipping a beer. Suddenly, a burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls…
An old, tired looking dog walks into a man’s yard.
An old, tired looking dog walks into a man’s yard. The man checks the dog’s collar, feels its well-fed belly, and realizes that the dog has a…
The weather forecast
James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. “Morning, Danny. Er … Danny, you’re wearing a glove on one hand and…
have to be honest with you…
If you do something bad to really help someone, is the action really that bad? I’d say “sometimes yes, sometimes no” – in this case I’ll let…
A guy moves into a new apartment in New York
A guy moves into a new apartment in New York and heads to the lobby to put his name on the mailbox. As he’s doing so, a…
Video: A woman was waiting to board a bus
A woman was waiting to board a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight to lift her leg high enough to step onto the first…
Video: Morris’ Last Will and Testament
Morris had passed away. As his lawyer stood before the gathered family, he began reading Morris’ Last Will and Testament. *”To my beloved wife, Esther, I leave…