The Secret To Catching Fish

A man has been fishing by the lake all day.

… and he catches nothing.

He decides to give up, but on his way home he notices a boy fishing a few feet away.

The man immediately notices that the boy has caught several buckets of fish, and then he sees him catch another one.

“Excuse me,” the man says, “I haven’t caught much around here. I have to ask, what’s your secret?”

The boy pauses for a moment, then mumbles, “hmmm mmmph mmm mmph mmm hmm mmmph”.

“I’m sorry, can you say it again?”

The child repeats a little louder this time, “hmmm mmmph mmm mmph mmm mmm mmm hmm mmmph!

“I still don’t understand, I’m sorry.”

Finally, the boy spits something on his hand and yells,

“You have to keep your worms warm!”

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