A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida
A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big box store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales…
The Red Shirt
Sometimes, as a leader, you have to hide your doubts… …something this captain knows all too well. A ship was sailing in a dangerous part of the…
A man from Alabama went to a psychiatrist
A man from Alabama went to a psychiatrist with a drinking problem. He sat down in the office chair and the psychiatrist asked him, “So, can you…
A couple decides that they need a guard dog
A couple decides that they need a guard dog. The husband goes to a pet store and says to the clerk, “I need a guard dog to…
Two Americans are on a tour of Europe
Two Americans are on a tour of Europe and are scheduled to arrive in France on Sunday afternoon. But they arrived a few hours early and have…
The Secret To Catching Fish
A man has been fishing by the lake all day. … and he catches nothing. He decides to give up, but on his way home he notices…
More Than Chili Peppers
A man sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili. The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you had…
An Amish woman was driving her horse
An Amish woman was driving her horse and buggy into town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrolman. “I’m not going to…
Redneck Ray is sitting in a bar in Houston
Redneck Ray is sitting in a bar in Houston, quietly sipping a beer. Suddenly, a burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls…
An old, tired looking dog walks into a man’s yard.
An old, tired looking dog walks into a man’s yard. The man checks the dog’s collar, feels its well-fed belly, and realizes that the dog has a…
The weather forecast
James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. “Morning, Danny. Er … Danny, you’re wearing a glove on one hand and…
have to be honest with you…
If you do something bad to really help someone, is the action really that bad? I’d say “sometimes yes, sometimes no” – in this case I’ll let…