My new job as a Walmart greeter
So, after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter—a good find for many retirees—I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first shift,…
A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door
A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door. Before I could even say a word, he dumped a bucket of dog poop on my carpet and said,…
I’ll grant you each one wish!
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary at a cozy little restaurant. Suddenly, a beautiful fairy appeared and said, “For…
Sue went to the cemetery every day
Sue went to the cemetery every day to water the flowers on the grave of her late husband, Bob. When she was finished, she always walked backwards…
A secret “code word”
A husband and wife decided to use a secret “code word” when they wanted to be intimate – so their child wouldn’t catch on. So together they…
Her glass eye goes flying across the room
At a hotel restaurant, a man notices a beautiful woman sitting alone at the next table.Suddenly, she sneezes – and her glass eye goes flying across the…
A little extra money for the congregation
One Sunday, the pastor told his congregation the church needed a little extra money and asked everyone to give what they could in the offering plate. He…
A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
A police officer pulls over a speeding car Officer: “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”Driver: “Oh no, officer, I had the cruise control set…
A woman went to the doctor’s office
A woman went to the doctor’s office, where she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about four minutes in the exam room, she suddenly…
Story: Four men are in the hospital waiting room
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of…
Story: Johnny asks the teacher
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…
Story: A teacher asks the class
A teacher asks the class to name things that end with tor, that eat things. The first little boy says. Alligator, “Very good, that’s a big word?…