Paddy goes to the doctor for a medical check-up
Paddy goes to the doctor for a medical check-up, hoping to finally find out what’s been bothering him. The doctor listens carefully, thinks for a moment, and…
Two elderly women were driving home in a large car.
After having a couple of glasses of wine at lunch, two elderly women were driving home in a large car. Being short, like many elderly women are,…
Why I speak so softly in the house?
My husband asked me why I speak so softly in the house and he sometimes found it difficult to hear me. I said I was afraid Bill…
Three triplet sisters in a Florida nursing home
Three triplet sisters in a Florida nursing home were turning 100 years old. The Florida Newspaper sent a photographer to take their picture. One sister was deaf,…
Water in the carburetor
I told my husband, “The car won’t start. I think there’s water in the carburetor.” He said, “How would you know? Do you even know what a…
A British Airways flight reached cruising altitude
Shortly after a British Airways flight reached cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from…
Three robbers entered a house
Three robbers entered a house and said to the lady,“We don’t want to mess up your home searching for valuables, and we don’t want to harm you….
A man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin…
A blonde is sitting close to a lawyer on a plane
A blonde is sitting close to a lawyer on a plane, and he’s eager to test her intelligence. He offers her 10-to-1 odds: for every question she…
How many have you caught today, old buddy?
So I saw an old dude with a fishing rod outside my local bar, fishing in a puddle. He looked so sad and cold! I said to…
Paddy stumbles across a mass baptism at a river
Paddy stumbles across a mass baptism at a river.He walks into the water and stands beside the preacher. The preacher asks, “Are you ready to find Jesus,…
A blonde and a brunette set off on a shopping trip.
A blonde and a brunette set off on a shopping trip. The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a Friday this year. The blonde says, “I hope…