Paddy goes to the doctor for a medical check-up

Paddy goes to the doctor for a medical check-up, hoping to finally find out what’s been bothering him. The doctor listens carefully, thinks for a moment, and…

Two elderly women were driving home in a large car.

After having a couple of glasses of wine at lunch, two elderly women were driving home in a large car. Being short, like many elderly women are,…

Why I speak so softly in the house?

My husband asked me why I speak so softly in the house and he sometimes found it difficult to hear me. I said I was afraid Bill…

Three triplet sisters in a Florida nursing home

Three triplet sisters in a Florida nursing home were turning 100 years old.  The Florida Newspaper sent a photographer to take their picture. One sister was deaf,…

Water in the carburetor

I told my husband, “The car won’t start. I think there’s water in the carburetor.” He said, “How would you know? Do you even know what a…

A British Airways flight reached cruising altitude

Shortly after a British Airways flight reached cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from…

Three robbers entered a house

Three robbers entered a house and said to the lady,“We don’t want to mess up your home searching for valuables, and we don’t want to harm you….

A man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin…

A blonde is sitting close to a lawyer on a plane

A blonde is sitting close to a lawyer on a plane, and he’s eager to test her intelligence.  He offers her 10-to-1 odds: for every question she…

How many have you caught today, old buddy?

So I saw an old dude with a fishing rod outside my local bar, fishing in a puddle. He looked so sad and cold!  I said to…

Paddy stumbles across a mass baptism at a river

Paddy stumbles across a mass baptism at a river.He walks into the water and stands beside the preacher. The preacher asks, “Are you ready to find Jesus,…

A blonde and a brunette set off on a shopping trip.

A blonde and a brunette set off on a shopping trip.   The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a Friday this year. The blonde says, “I hope…