
Little Johnny failed his law exam
Little Johnny had failed his law exam and decided to strike a deal with the professor. **Johnny:** “Sir, do you claim to know everything about law?”**Professor:** “Of…

A favor from the Pope? Of course, anything!
An elderly Pope arrives in New York and is picked up at the airport by a limousine. Upon seeing the car, he gestures to the driver and…

A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey
A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything to…

A man was walking past a retirement home
A man was walking past a retirement home with a tall wooden fence along the side. He heard voices chanting, “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen” coming from…

So y’all want to be cops, huh?
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and…

A husband and wife were having breakfast while listening to the radio
One winter morning in Detroit, a husband and wife were having breakfast while listening to the radio. The announcer said, “We’re expecting 8 to 10 inches of…

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother’s superior was taking a shower.“There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if…

This picture leaves the teacher speechless
The child is asked to draw at school what his mother’s job is. He draws this picture that leaves the teacher speechless. But the child’s mother’s letter…

The tractor and the carburetor
A farmer goes to the mechanic and says:“There’s water in the carburetor of my tractor.” The mechanic looks puzzled and replies:“Water in the carburetor? That’s impossible. Are…

If they have eggs, buy a dozen.
A programmer’s wife says:“Honey, can you go to the store and buy a loaf of bread? If they have eggs, buy a dozen.” The programmer nods, grabs…

A Woman Is At The Funeral Of Her Husband
A woman is at the funeral of her husband, everyone is going up to say kind words about him, when one man turns around to the wife…

Video: A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat all pass away and meet God
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat all pass away and meet God. God asks the German Shepherd, “What do you believe in?” The dog replies,…