An old man walks into a jewelry store
An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady. The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age…
Video: An 80-year-old lady is sitting at the bar at Harpoon Harry’s
An 80-year-old lady is sitting at the bar at Harpoon Harry’s, waiting for her husband. Suddenly, a very handsome man walks in and takes a seat a…
Video: A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse…
Two priests decided they needed a break
Two priests decided they needed a break, so they booked a vacation to sunny Hawaii. Wanting to fully relax and go incognito, they made a pact: no…
Video: Wife decides to take the boat out for a little relaxation
One morning, a husband returns home after spending hours fishing and decides to take a nap. Meanwhile, his wife, unfamiliar with the lake, decides to take the…
I’m here to grant you three wishes!
An elderly woman sat peacefully on her front porch, rocking gently in her chair and enjoying the evening breeze. Suddenly, in a twinkle of sparkling light, a…
Are you heading to San Diego?
A blonde woman was driving about two hours outside of San Diego when she noticed a man waving her down on the side of the road. His…
Why do you always cut off the ends of the sausages?
A man watched his wife preparing dinner, and noticed something unusual. Before she fried the sausages, she always cut off both ends and tossed them away, only…
My neighbor was working in his yard
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that suddenly crashed through his hedge and landed in his front lawn….
A woman walked into a pet shop
A woman walked into a pet shop and immediately noticed a large, beautiful parrot with a price tag of just $50. “Why so cheap?” she asked. The…
A woman was gathering firewood
A woman was gathering firewood along the edge of a river. While cutting a branch from a tree, she dropped her axe into the water, and it…
USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag…