A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why is your head so small?”
He replies, “I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before.
So I had s*x with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all,
had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have s*x with me.
She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said,
“Would a little head be out of the question?”
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