Teacher
Teacher: Who is the President of Iraq? Johnny: I don’t know Miss Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies. Johnny: Please Miss, can I ask…
Old couple reflects on 50 years over breakfast
Rustic wooden table, young and in love, embarking on a journey together,” he reminisced, his eyes glinting with nostalgia. As the sun streamed through the kitchen window,…
Newlywed men
The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking. The first day I didn’t see anything, but…
Best Funny – Irish blonde at a
A s**y Irish blonde at a C**ino, seemed a little intoxicated, She bet 20,000 Euro on a single roll of dice. She said – “I hope you…
Two wives
Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home, and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe…
Johnny And Susie
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad…
A husband decides to make a quick run to the store
A husband decides to make a quick run to the store, while his wife waits at home. A few minutes after he leaves the house, his guy…
An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store – Funny
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
Story -Best Funny – As he walked up to the old lady’s car
As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old…
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from…
THE PASTOR’S TEETH
A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his teeth, he preached for only eight minutes. The second…
Little Tony
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while…