Eleventh Husband
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”…
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100….
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.”…
A lady lost her handbag
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse,…
A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after
A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is my baby?!”…
An Irishman And A Lady Were Celebrating
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness, A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too. ”Irish man…
A husband and wife were having
A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big…
The Old Woman
She was standing on the sidewalk of Atlíântica Avenue with a guitar and a hand-written sign that said: “Let’s sing together. ”She began to play. Then a…
FUNNY – SISTER BARBARA
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent….
Funny – A woman arrived at a party
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is…
Perfect Man
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read this, RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO…
Sister, Have You Ever Touched A Mans Unit?
A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the…