The butcher asks
The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The dog…
The nurse asked him to remove his clothing
The nurse asked him to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. – “In front of you?” He asks, shy….
A blonde walks into a store to buy a new TV
A blonde walks into a store to buy a new Television She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the…
They want to try BDSM for the first time
They want to try BDSM for the first time. So one afternoon, the husband comes home from work, heads upstairs to the bedroom to change, and finds…
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old…
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon…
A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.
A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud…
Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing
Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world. The first says, “For me, it must…
Two dogs in a vet’s waiting room.
Two dogs in a vets waiting room. 1st dog is old, grey around the muzzle has a bad limp and smells bad. 2nd dog, much younger, says…
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said…
A Man Rushes Into A Bar
A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, “Quick! Give me a pint of lager!” No sooner does he finish that drink, he orders a whisky and…
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must…