Chester and Earl are going hunting
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If…
An elderly man traveling by plane
An elderly man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of…
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He…
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared…
A young lad was tired of the farm life
A young lad was tired of the farm life; so off he went and joined the Navy. His first cruise took him to the south pacific, whereupon…
An elderly woman from California
An elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She…
A little old lady
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
Little Johnny was in class
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little…
A truck driver was going down
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having s*x in…
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring,…
An Old man entered the car agency together with his young wife
An Old man entered the car agency together with his young wife. The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them…
An elderly man wants a job
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says….