The priest and the drunk
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper. Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:…
Stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years
An Irishman, stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, finally spotted a tiny dot on the horizon. He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a…
Crazy drivers
Old Farmer Jones lived on a quiet country road…Until they built a new high school right across the street. Traffic picked up fast, and before long, his…
Tom Smith from Microsoft Support
I had a call from a scammer the other day. Me: “Hello.” Scammer: (Heavy Foreign Accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing…
A woman arrived at the gates of Heaven
After her death, a woman arrived at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter said,“You must answer one question before you can enter.” The woman asked,“What is it?”…
What did you bring?
Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…
Video: An elderly man wants a job
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says….
Video: I was walking down the street
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for…
Video: Two little boys
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and…
Video: Satan appeared…
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away….
Story: A boy comes back from school
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…
A man had been drinking at the bar
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it…