A burglar decided to rob the safe in a store.
On the safe door, he was very pleased to find a note reading: “Please don’t use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob.”
He did so. Instantly, a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.
As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning: “My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken.”
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: “Honey, if I die, how long would it take you before you marry another wife…?!”…
An old man from Texas asked a waiter to bring a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and…
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of V.i.agra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the…
A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep….
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,…
It was a man’s 80th birthday, and his friends wanted to get him a special gift. Since he was a widower of many years, and after some…