Funny Viral Stories

A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why is your head so small?” He replies, “I was stuck on…

A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv. She looked up and noticed that a man…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…

Dorothy and Edna, two ‘senior’ widows, are chatting. Dorothy says, “That nice George Johnson asked me out on a date. I know you went out with him…

An elderly couple walked into a diner and ordered one burger, a side of fries, and a drink. The old man unwrapped the burger, carefully cut it…

An old cowboy moseyed into a dusty old bar and ordered himself a glass of whiskey. He settled onto a stool, tipped his hat back, and took…

Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it,.. “yesterday once…

A 95 year old man and his 94 year old wife see a lawyer about a divorce. The lawyer asks them when they got married. “I was…

Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says the…

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam, “I…

While teaching religion class one morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven… which…