Video: Daughter’s text to Dad
Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in…
Video: There lived an elderly lawyer
Once upon a time, there lived an elderly lawyer who was known for his sharp wit and unwavering honesty. He had a loving wife and a bustling…
Video: Fred and Mary get married
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Mom and Dad for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…
Video: A Wife, husband, and maid situation
A wife goes on a trip for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious,…
Video: A man and a blonde in an elevator
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you…
Video: Joe And Bob, Lived As Neighbours
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and…
Video: A lonely 70-year-old widow
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…
Two women who are dog owners are arguing
Two women who are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter…. First Woman :“My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper…
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough.He tells the boss he is able to cut down…
An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar
An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and the…
An elderly couple was sitting outdoors
An elderly couple was sitting outdoors at a cafe when they noticed an old man who seemed to be having trouble crossing the street with an ungainly…
My Father is better than your Father!
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than your…