Funny Viral Stories

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…

A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they…

Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a…

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks…

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to…

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have…

A man walks into his doctor’s office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, an acquaintance walks in…

A man walked into a church and went to confession. “Father,” he said, “I think I almost did something wrong.” The priest asked gently, “What do you…

Little Jimmy’s mom told him that if he ever did a bad thing as punishment he would turn to stone…. One day, Jimmy went down to the…

A 75-year-old man was out for his usual afternoon walk when he suddenly heard a mysterious voice shout, “Stop! Don’t take another step!” Startled, he froze—just in…

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a…