Story: Four married men chose to go fishing together
Four married men chose to go fishing together one day. As they threw their lines into the water, they talked about what they had given up to…
A man is getting into the shower
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a…
A blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses.
A blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher…
A blonde and a librarian
A blonde walked in a library and went to the librarian, pulls out a thick book and started screaming at her. She yells, “THIS BOOK IS HORRIBLE!…
Getting married for the fourth time
An 88-Year Old Woman was interviewed by the local News after getting married for the fourth time… The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what…
Are you heading to San Diego?
A blonde woman was driving about two hours outside of San Diego when she noticed a man waving her down on the side of the road. His…
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen
A man was walking past a retirement home with a tall wooden fence along the side. He heard voices chanting, “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen” coming from…
How was the honeymoon?
A 70-year-old man had never experienced marriage. One day, fate brings him face to face with a stunning 17-year-old girl, and a spark ignites between them instantly….
A 75-year-old woman sat at the bar
A 75-year-old woman sat at the bar in Rusty Anchor’s Tavern, waiting for her husband. As she sipped her wine, a strikingly handsome man walked in, radiating…
John O’Reilly raised his beer at the pub
John O’Reilly raised his beer at the pub and proudly declared, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life… between the legs of me wife!” The pub…
A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner
A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli. “Eat your broccoli!” says the mother. “No!” the boy…
A blonde female bought herself a new Mercedes
A blonde female bought herself a new Mercedes. She could drive the car during the day, but at night the car wouldn’t move at all. She tried…