A woman is in bed with her lover

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend.They make love for hours. Afterwards, while they’re just laying there,…

Bob comes home drunk one night

Bob had a habit of enjoying his evenings a bit too much, and one night was no exception. He stumbled into bed late, slipping in quietly beside…

A guy walks into a church

So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…

A man’s wife asks him to go to the store

A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So…

The Truth!

A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So…

Do you think I’ll live to be 80?

After two visits at the doctor and exhaustive Lab tests, He said I was doing fairly well for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I…

Do you think I’ll live to be 80?

After two visits at the doctor and exhaustive Lab tests, He said I was doing fairly well for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I…

I have some good news and some bad news

“I have some good news and some bad news,” said the doctor. “You have seven days to live.” “Seven days!” replied the patient. “That’s awful! What’s the…

Every day to the same diner

The guy goes every day to the same diner, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs. Every day, the same thing:…

A man walks into a bar and orders one shot

A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into…

An old fella was celebrating 92 years

An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. “Hello, toes.”, he said. “How are you? You know, you are 92…

Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?

A woman goes into a tackle shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just…