Funny Viral Stories

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her…

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told…

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary…

“Please, Your Honor, I’d like to be excused from jury duty,” pleaded an anxious-looking man. “Why should I excuse you?” asked the judge. “You see, I owe…

A terribly overweight blonde woman goes to her doctor about her weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat vegetables and…

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman. “ The priest said, “What do you…

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed…

Q: What’s the difference between love and marriage? A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

A grocery store clerk asked a lady the who was coming through his check-out, “Ma’am, would you like your milk in a bag or not?” “That’ll be…

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks. “Well, she replies, “My boss and I…

A woman with a passion for gardening was growing increasingly frustrated. No matter what she did, her tomatoes just wouldn’t turn red. One afternoon, while walking past…