A woman with a passion for gardening was growing increasingly frustrated. No matter what she did, her tomatoes just wouldn’t turn red.

One afternoon, while walking past her neighbor’s garden, she couldn’t help but admire the vibrant, perfectly red tomatoes hanging from the plants. Curiosity got the better of her, and she stopped to ask, “Your tomatoes are amazing! How do you get them to turn so red?”

The neighbor chuckled and said, “It’s simple. Twice a day, I stand in front of my tomato plants and… expose myself. The tomatoes get so embarrassed, they turn red!”

The woman laughed but decided she had nothing to lose. For the next two weeks, she tried the unconventional method, faithfully exposing herself to her tomato plants morning and evening.

One day, the neighbor stopped by, grinning. “Well,” he asked, “did my trick work? Are your tomatoes red yet?”

The woman sighed and shook her head. “Not quite…

but my cucumbers are absolutely enormous!”