What are the grounds for your divorce?
A judge was interviewing a woman about her pending divorce. He asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”She replied, “About four acres, with a nice little…
A man in his 40s bought a brand-new BMW
A man in his 40s bought a brand-new BMW and took it out for a spin.With the top down and the wind blowing through what was left…
The pastor’s wife was expecting
The pastor’s wife was expecting, and one Sunday morning, he stood before the congregation with a hopeful smile. “Brothers and sisters,” he said, “as my family grows,…
This summer at Flathead Lake in Montana
This summer at Flathead Lake in Montana, a blonde new to boating just couldn’t get her brand-new 22ft Bayliner to run properly. No matter how much power…
A woman goes to visit her husband in prison
A woman goes to visit her husband in prison. Before leaving, she pulls a correction officer aside and says: “You really shouldn’t work my husband so hard……
Video: A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The…
A man walks past a five-star restaurant
A man walks past a five-star restaurant and notices a sign in the window: “Piano Player Wanted.” Curious, he steps inside and asks to speak with the…
The wife wasn’t exactly a master in the kitchen
A newlywed couple was still enjoying their honeymoon phase, but there was one small hiccup – the wife wasn’t exactly a master in the kitchen. On their…
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
My wife and I were in bed watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have some fun?”…
Two multimillionaire friends met for lunch
Two multimillionaire friends met for lunch and started chatting. **”So, how’s life at home?”** asked the first multimillionaire. **”Couldn’t be better,”** replied the second. **”I bought an…
Jake left his wife Edith, for a much younger secretary
After 25 years of marriage, Jake left his wife, Edith, for a much younger secretary. His new flame insisted they live in Jake and Edith’s luxurious multi-million-dollar…
I’ll come and go as I please
A tough-guy husband marries a stunning, laid-back woman. On their wedding night, he lays out his rules: “I’ll come and go as I please. I’ll stay out…