A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then…
There was an elderly couple
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor….
A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck.
A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said,…
Dad, are bugs good to eat?
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner, the…
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the…
After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.
After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children…
An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank in New York City
An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.He says he’s going to Europe on business for two…
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it.
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it.He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle.The eggs also fell down and broke.A…
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave…
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so…
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station: A man approached him and asked.“Sonny, can you…
An old man is on his deathbed and calls all his family and the priest
An old man is on his deathbed and calls all his family and the priest. He says to his first son“I want you to have all the…