A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” He calmly…

3 guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around…

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband. “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do…

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shaves his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see…

A man goes to hell ered. The devil greets him and says “you have to pick your torture, pick wisely because this will be your torture for…

Paddy goes to his friend Mike and says… “I’m sleeping with Jack’s wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?”Mike doesn’t…

A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain. She can’t speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her…

Little Johnny was told by his friends that all adults have a deep dark secret and can easily be manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes…

A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday…At The Club, The Doorman Says, “Hi Jim, How are You?” The wife asks,…

One is nine years old and the other is four. The oldest boy grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register…

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he…