A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband.
“I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a
book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for…
A man buys a paint factory in a small town. He visits the local volunteer fire department to see for himself if they’d be able to handle…
A cop pulls over an old lady driving very slowly on the highway and sees three other old ladies in the car, all of whom are terrified….
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he’s drinking another bald eagle lands next to him. He looks at…
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition….
A blonde calls out to a man on the street: “Excuse me, what time is it now?” “It is 4:35.” “That is strange.” “What is?” “Every time…