A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain. She can’t speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to the seller so he understand her.
One day she understand her. One day she wanted to buy banana so, She took her husband to the shop.
(Dont laugh, listen Dirty minds) Because her husband speaks Spanish very well.
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