An elderly couple
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired Holding…
It ain’t my fault this time
“It ain’t my fault this time, Miss Russell You can blame this ‘un on my Daddy. The reason I’m three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!”…
Three pregnant women
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says. “I know that I’m going to have a boy.” The other two…
An old woman wanted
An old woman wanted to commit suicide . But she didn’t know where the heart is. So she decided to go to the doctor and ask where…
A priest and a rabbi
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together…
A small dog was sitting on one seat
A small dog was sitting on one seat, so he asked the lady with the dog to put the dog on her lap. The lady refused and…
You have been a good cat all of these years
“You have been a good cat all of these years Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask”. The cats says: “Well, I…
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle.
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things – chickens, cows,…
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then…
76 million are retired
76 million are retired. That leaves 251 million to do the work. There are 48 million people who are permanently disabled. Which leaves 203 million to do…
A father watched his young daughter playing
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about…
HUSBAND & WIFE ARE SHOPPING
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