A new employee stands before a paper shredder looking confused. “Need some help?” a secretary asks. “Yes,” replies the newcomer “How does this thing work?” “Simple,” she…

There was this world-famous painter In the prime of her career, she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she…

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,…

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he…

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dentist Nobody can…

A kindergarten teacher is having her birthday and three of her students decided to bring her a gift. The first students was little Timmy and his dad…

Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for. When it was Jerry’s…

An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney, and…

Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?”“I was a police officer,” he responded.“What kind of police officer?” Saint Peter asked.“I was…

A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long: The man contemplated that question and looked over…

When the expensive printer/ photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, The office manager called a local repair shop, where a friendly man…